2011年5月9日星期一

学习马克思原理之后茉莉花可以这样开。





合肥工大宿舍楼电力保卫战(五八运动) -----------张健
合肥工业大学的学生自从上次一月的抗议大游行,针对被压死同学对省长抗议胜利结束之后。34℃的高温,直到晚上还仍然继续着燥热!一种很不祥的燥热,貌似有什么事情要发生了……
这晚上十一点钟,同学们都在宿舍里吹着风扇还上着网,这时候突然就断了电了,后勤居然可耻的给我们断电了。好吧,我们知道这是规矩,可毕竟已经过了立夏,到了燥热的黑丝季节了啊!你断了电,让人家怎么扇风扇?你让人家夜里怎么睡?试问在这个美好的母亲节的夜晚,哪个母亲愿意自己的孩子在学校的宿舍楼里汗流浃背辗转反侧的热得睡不着觉?这么大热的天!这都是次要的,关键你让人家怎么上网?人家XX英雄杀杀的正爽!人家XX跟某女子QQ上聊的正嗨!人家XX浩方正在兴头上!人家XX的岛国爱情动作片刚下到一半!人家XX正忙着学PS,梦想着有一天能P一张和凤姐的婚纱照!……!断了电坏了人家的兴致是可耻的……
五四青年节刚过了不久,期中考试也刚结束,被停电的那群人大一的刚刚考完马克思主义基本原理,大二的刚考完毛则东思想和中国特色社会主义理论体系概论。他们可是刚刚认真学习领悟了五四运动精神的啊!这时候停了他们的电乃们会有好果子吃?
就这样为了挽救空前深重的电力危机和上网危机,合肥工大五月八号宿舍楼电力保卫战打响了!一号楼同学发出了要求送电的第一声怒吼,二号楼同学摔碎了圣战的第一个玻璃瓶子,三号楼的姐姐放了五八运动的一盏孔明灯……要求送电的声音此起彼伏,各宿舍楼纷纷喊出了“不来电不睡觉”“不来电就跳楼”的口号,表达了他们坚定的不可动摇的决不妥协的立场,更深深的体现出他们不怕吃苦不畏牺牲的伟大的革命精神。如此惊天地泣鬼神的不肯屈服的意志,让我想起了八九年在天安门高唱国际歌的青年们,现如今他们都该四五十岁了,看到中国革命后继有人他们应该很“欣慰”吧!战争持续了有半小时之久,其间如张学友演唱会般的呐喊声从未停歇,数量警车在十二座宿舍楼间往返巡逻,间歇性的还会听到各宿舍楼往楼下摔玻璃瓶的声音。终于在十一时三十八分许,二号楼最先通电了,数秒后一号楼也通电了,三号楼四号楼…也都陆陆续续的通了电……伟大的五八革命胜利了,伟大的学生阶级战胜了楼管阶级取得了母亲节圣战的最终胜利!这不仅仅是学生的胜利,更是马克思主义的胜利!这是伟大的学生阶级革命家通过对马克思主义的学习和总结,通过马克思主义原理理论指导实践,并结合对中国革命实践经验的概括和总结,实现的理论转化为经验,再由经验转化为理论的过程。从此把合肥工大学生革命推到一个新的历史高度!
就这样,战争结束了,这个世界终于安静了!同学们继续吹着风扇还上着网,有些同志喊累了,就先上床抱着风扇睡了。床下XX继续着英雄杀!XX接着跟某女子聊天!XX继续浩着方!XX的岛国爱情动作片也下的差不多了!XX还在继续刻苦学习着……

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